The Quest for World Domination Begins With a Single Tour
Corpus Callosum’s Pacific Northwest Kwanzaa Quest was a HUGE success.
In addition to playing sold-out stadium shows, making millions of dollars, and sleeping with many beautiful womens, we:
- Angered a (probably rabid) praying mantis
- Sang Christmas songs with Jason Webley
- Used our weather-controlling bass drum to melt the snow in Portland
- Slew a terrible band of Dragons and then gave their moms and girlfriends our autographs
- Walked all over FCC rules on air at the University of Oregon’s radio station
- Ate at a Pizza Research Institute
- Silenced a dive bar full of drunk people with a puppet show
In short: Oregon and Washington are ours for the taking.
